A DAY AT LIFE CAFE
A tragic story by Kendrick See
Once upon an afternoon...
There were 5 friends...
They all went to a cafe for lunch~
It's called Life Cafe, or better know as...
人间面店
So, among the 5 friends...
There were 3 innocent and cute guys who wanted to order...
Life's Spicy Noodle a.k.a. 人间麻辣面
There are 4 levels of spiciness for this particular noodle:
1. Less 小辣
2. Medium 中辣
3. Very 大辣
4. Super 超辣
The 1st who's name was Kendrick yelled:
"I WANT THE VERY SPICY NOODLE!" "我要大辣面!"
The 2nd guy named Warren heard Kendrick's order,
Then he asked:
"Is the very spicy noodle spicy?" << NOOB? Of course!
"大辣面会辣吗喂?" << 废话!? 当然会辣咯!
Warren wanted to order the very spicy noodle which Kendrick had just ordered.
So, Kendrick was like...
"Wahlao? Really or not wey?"
"哇唠? 真的假的喂？"
Tsk tsk tsk...
"Open play laugh meh!?"
"开玩笑咩?"
So, Kendrick asked again Warren just TO just to confirm~!
"Hoi, really want very spicy noodle meh!?"
"喂, 真的要大辣面咩!?"
"Really really want very spicy noodle meh!?"
"真的真的要大辣面咩!?"
Warren said:
"Ya" "恩"
Kendrick said:
"Okay then!"
"好咯!"
"You don't die halfway while eating the mee then it's okay with me already!"
"你不要吃到一半死掉很好了!"
After a few more seconds passed, Kendrick asked again.
You really really really want very spicy noodle meh!?
"你真的真的真的要大辣面咩!?"KIAMPAK!*PIAK*
Warren's sticking out his tongue because the noodles are too spicy~!
Warren's comment for the noodles:I don't want eat the Very 大辣 spicy noodle anymore.I wan the middle one.Not the spicy one lar. I eat the normal one.LOL~!?The 3rd guy now...
HMMMMM~~~He's called Bong~
And his case was a lil' bit special you see~
His spiciness limit was till "Medium 中辣"...
Therefore, he always order the medium spicy noodle.
But...
Instead of the medium spicy noodle,
He ordered the very spicy noodle instead.
This particular fact can only be explained by the theory of scientists from far far away land~
WHICH IS...Theirs researches had proven that,
In our modern society today...
We have a very nice trend called the "scare-of-losing trend"
OR
We commonly know it as the "Kiasu trend"...
...
The picture below is the picture of what happened to Bong.
This is Ah Bong's noodle.
Uh-oh~!
He can't stand the spiciness anymore~!!!
HAVE NO FEAR!
He forced himself to finish the noodle though...
He finally finished it!
CONGRATULATIONS BONG!!
*Applause*
But do you all realise something from the pic above?
MWAHAHAH~!
Bong actually cried you know!?
OMGoRzZZzZz!!
See how much tissue he had used?
WOOTz!
SO...
This what happened in an afternoon once upon a time~
THE END
P/S: No hard feelings kay guys!? xD
Thankyou for reading~
